To The Death

To The Death
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Vital statistics
Range Eighth Doctor Adventures (the audio ones)
Release number 4.10
Release date 31 March 2011
Writer Nicholas Briggs
Doctor Eighth Doctor
Publication order
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Lucie Miller Nothing, end of the range. Chronologically, The Great War.

To The Death was the epic that ended the fourth and final season of the Eighth Doctor Adventures (the audio ones). Continuing on from the previous part Lucie Miller, it stars Palau GacMac as Eight just before he turned edgy, and was the final appearance by Sheridan Smith as Lucie "LucIE not LucY call me LucY and I'll show you the back of me 'and" Miller, who dies a brutal fiery death. Also Tamsin is dededud too. And Susan's son Alux. And both the Monk and the Doctor are left so distraught by the events of this story that they both go off in dark directions from this point onwards... yeah it's pretty dour and depressing shit, so any edgelord Who fans who derive sexual pleasure from grim stories like The Daleks' Master Plan and The Caves of Androzani will feel right at home.



Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how I saved the Earth by dying in a flare

In the shit stain of England, born and raised

On the TARDIS was where I spent most of my days

Aunty Pat was a Zygon, which was not cool

So I left to shag Alex; my personal stool

When the Monk and the Daleks were up to no good

Started spreading viruses where they could

I lost the use of my legs and Susan got scared

She said, "You're comin' back to England, we’ll give you a wheelchair!"

I tried calling the Doctor day after day

But he didn’t pick up, that fucking wig-haired gay

A resistance amassed and we learned the Daleks’ shit

There was a Dalek mineshaft, so we said "Might as well fuck it!"

The Doctor lands, and at last!

We went to go confront that meddling cunt-faced ass.

The Daleks turned up and then a few of us fled, like;

[Zooooooom], we ran outta sight.

We searched for a spaceship when all was clear

We brought a bomb onboard and then we started to steer

The Daleks killed Alex and Susan shed a tear

And I thought, "Ah, fuck you Daleks."

– "It’s time to despair."

I pulled up to the mineshaft to meet my fate

And I yelled to the Daleks, "I’m Lucie Bleedin’ Miller!"

I pressed on the button, and all went red

And that was how I became fucking dead


One of the GOATEST Big Finish plays of all time.