Time-Flight

Time-Flight
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Season: 19
Episode: 7
Vital statistics
Air date 22 - 30 March 1982
Written by Peter Grimwade
Directed by Ron Jones
Episode guide
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Earthshock Arc of Infinity
The Concorde airplane in the background got top billing for this episode.
The Fifth Doctor and Michelle Gomez exchange vibrators.
One of these is the Master. The other is the Doctor. I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHICH.
File:Flight of the Darned
WHAT DID I TELL YOU DOCTOR? FINEST AIRCRAFT IN THE WORLD!

Peter Davison on a Plane is the seventh serial and season finale of the 19th season of Doctor Who (jesus that's a lot of s's). It stars Peter "I don't even like celery that much" Davison as the prime number between 3 and 7th Doctor.  

Plot

It has Fivey boarding a plane to London because MUH HEATHROW. However, the Mattress intervenes and causes the plane to land at Heathrow, but in prehistoric times. Master is also in disguise (bet you can't guess who he is). Things happen and the Master blasts off again. 

Then Fivey leaves Tegan behind to fuck Nyssa because he's so based. 

THE END.

Oh and everyone just forgets about Adric right away because fuck Adric.

Reception

This episode is really really really bad, but it's so bad it's actually unbelievably comfy. To quote one anon (myself) "It's so badly produced it's kinda like watching Birdemic but with actors who are really trying."

I'd like to congratulate the above writers for avoiding any Bane or Snakes on a Plane jokes.

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