The Zygon Invasion

The Scalinpitiotis Invasion
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Season: 9
Episode: 7
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Air date 31 October 2015
Written by Can't Harness the Peter
Directed by Daniel Nettheim
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The Woman Who Lived Inversion of the Zygons

The Zygote Invasion is the second part of Peter Harness's abortion trilogy, following Kill The Egg and followed by The Zygote Inversion. It also serves as a spiritual successor to the refugee-skeptic allegory The Unquiet Dead, by fellow BNP brownshirt Mark Gatiss. It stars Peter and Jenna Capaldi as Dr. and Ms. Who, with special guest appearance by Tumblr.


After the Ninth Doctor's defeat the Scalinpitiotis comes back for one last revenge. And this time, he's not just taking the tupperware. Mexico-America border. Middle east. West Africa. London. Oh yeah, they fuckin' go there. It's exactly what you think it is.

After accepting the hospitality of the people they invaded, the Zygons start using violence and intimidation to force humans to accept their values, despite being a fringe group, the supposed good Zygons are non existent and powerless to fight against them. Wait, this is meant to be humanist social commentary right? this sounds more like /pol/'s fanfiction. Or perhaps it is /tv/ fanfiction since the episode ends with a bane meme.


It's about as good as Kill The Moon.