The Doctor

You don't understand the implications... I'm not a human being; I wank in eternity...

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Current Former Basil Pietro Capaldini shortly after Steven Moffat found him sat on the street, covered in his own piss, and drinking whiskey out of a two litre bottle.
Basil is watching you masturbate.
Take a peek into the future.
Kek.
The Doctor's other names.
Hey kids.
Ladykiller.
Eleven regenerates into Twelve.

The Oncoming Raggedy Evil One and the King of Okay, Mighty Warrior and Great Wizard, Professor Sir Basil John Theta (informally "Thete") Spartacus Merlin Laddoc "Look Into My Eye" Please Sweetie Bad Penny "Destroyer of Worlds" Foreman Caligari von Wer W. Galloway Qui Quae Quod Smith Sigma "?" Bowman Spock Storm Song Victorious "Disco" Funkenstein-Who (of the Lungbarrow Funkenstein-Whos) of TARDIS, D.F.A. is a minor protagonist on a show called Doctor Whomst, and has a small, recurring guest role in the Rose Tyler Jack Harkness Martha Jones Donna Noble Amy Pond Rory Williams River Song Clara Oswald Bill Potts and Nardole Show. Everyone loves Basil. He makes men wet. He is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey who travels through time and space in his TARDIS impregnating young girls with his sonic screwdriver.

He has the ability to regenerate into a new body and face when he is injured/dying, meaning Basil can escape child support payments and the show can feasibly carry on forever with different actors playing Basil. Pretty cool. The most popular Basil to date was played by Jimmy Savile.

Basil has been described as fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. [citation needed] And... he's wonderful.

He is also rude and not ginger. And he she will never ever be a woman man again.

Basils[edit]

Also Basils but not really.[edit]

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If you had any more tawdry quirks you could open up a tawdry quirk shop. The madcap vehicle, the cockamamie hair, the clothes designed by a first-year fashion student… I’m surprised you haven’t got a little purple space dog, just to ram home what an intergalactic wag you are. - The Dream Lord.

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