The /who/nger Games

The Chief Caretaker was the first victor of the /who/nger Games.
/who/ kills itself almost immediately.
You can't make this stuff up.
No limits...
None came.
Splink's revenge.
Absolute canon.

The /who/nger Games is a tournament that pits memes up against each other in order to determine which one is the dankest of them all.

Whoever hosts the games, however, is soon inflicted with intense depression because the RNG has been shit for the past couple of games. The depression of the host is so strong that it becomes contagious and makes everyone very sad. Also, my tribute never wins.


In true gladiatoral spirit the /who/nger games is a battle to the death, the memes must fight well or else die well. However certain memes struggle with dying well - begging others to kill them or injuring themselves repeatedly, leading to hilarity.

Fallen memes have been known to return in later games seeking vengeance, eg. Funk Mofferino returned as the fiery Funk Moffinferno and Adric's dead body returned as a decomposed zombie.


The victor is automatically promoted to epic meme status and is confirmed canon.

Placings for each game



Season 1

Episode Links Victor Date
First /who/nger Games Reaping


The Chief Caretaker 9th March 2015
Second /who/nger Games ReapingStart


The Bald Master 10th March 2015
Third /who/nger Games ReapingStart Mark Cuban 11th March 2015
Fourth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Hindle 12th March 2015
Fifth /who/nger Games ReapingStart


Melanon 13th March 2015
Sixth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Farting Donna 14th March 2015
Seventh /who/nger Games ReapingStart Gareth Roberts 18th March 2015
Eighth /who/nger Games ReapingStart


Grandmother Paradox 19th March 2015
Ninth /who/nger Games ReapingStart


Daymond John 29th March 2015
Tenth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Fake Imposter Gimp 3rd April 2015
Eleventh /who/nger Games ReapingStart

Real Start

Masterbait 7th April 2015
Twelfth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Canon Doctor 9th April 2015
Thirteenth /who/nger Games ReapingStart


Marigold 12th April 2015
Fourteenth /who/nger Games ReapingStart The Next Showrunner 15th April 2015
Fifteenth /who/nger Games ReapingStart le what autism 25th April 2015
Sixteenth /who/nger Games ReapingStart The thirteenth Doctor 13th July 2015
Seventeenth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Best Companion 7th August 2015
Eighteenth /who/nger Games ReapingStart The Deathly Floor 11th August 2015
Nineteenth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Jolly Nine 16th August 2015
Twentieth /who/nger Games ReapingStart The Pedophile Doctor 25th August 2015
Twenty-First /who/nger Games ReapingStart Not so Unlikable QUEEN 2nd January 2016
Twenty-Second /who/nger Games ReapingStart Tumblr 7th February 2016
Twenty-Third /who/nger Games ReapingStart Zygon cocks 31st March 2016
Twenty-Fourth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Swiggity swooty Booty 19th June 2016
Twenty-Fifth /who/nger Games Start Hindle (Season 1 Winner) 23rd June 2016

Season 2

Episode Links Victor Date
Twenty-Sixth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Barrowman Spam Aisle 24th December 2016
Twenty-Seventh /who/nger Games ReapingStart


Nude Wiles 16th April 2017
Twenty-Eighth /who/nger Games ReapingStart The Eraser 30th April 2017
Twenty-Ninth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Sodding Time Vortex Baker 7th May 2017
Thirtieth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Bill's Gaping Mouth 13th May 2017
Thirty-First /who/nger Games ReapingStart Big Guy Bill 6th July 2017
Thirty-Second /who/nger Games ReapingStart Easter Bunny Time Lord 8th July 2017
Thirty-Third /who/nger Games ReapingStart


Trig Point 1st August 2017
Thirty-Fourth /who/nger Games ReapingStart She Even Hates Children! 14th August 2017
Thirty-Fifth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Angry Jelly 25th August 2017
Thirty-Sixth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Clean Slitheen<ref>The real winner of this was Goth Girl. Sorry Slitheenchads.</ref> 6th September 2017
Thirty-Seventh /who/nger Games ReapingStart Mustachiss 17th September 2017
Thirty-Eighth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Doctor Who Fidget Spinner 30th October 2017
Thirty-Ninth /who/nger Games ReapingStart


Grenfell Capaldi 20th November 2017
Fortieth /who/nger Games ReapingStart Eight 26th November 2017
Forty-First /who/nger Games ReapingStart Za the Leader 26th December 2017
Forty-Second /who/nger Games ReapingStart The Valeyard 21st January 2018
Forty-Third /who/nger Games ReapingStart The Showruiner<ref>This game was incomplete due to the Nazi mods deleting it before it could be finished.</ref> 15th February 2018
Forty-Fourth /who/nger Games McGannchan Cursed Chibnall 18 May 2018
Forty-Fifth /who/nger Games McGannchan Extremis Boy 17th July 2018

Template for future games: [1]

Be sure to disable events in the options though, as there's only 3 and they're all shit.


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