Shit Trips: Vol. 1

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Shit Trips: Vol. 1 is /who/'s first official community anthology of short stories from the universe of Doctor Who. It is extremely canon.

A sequel, Shit Trips: Vol. 2, was announced the following year because of course it was. Wonder how long till we get cancelled and enter our own wilderness years?

Background

The submissions were open to anyone from /who/ over the period from August - October 2016 (please ignore that little episode where someone tried to get actual writers like Guerrier to contribute in a fit of excitement).

It exists in the form of a 178-page PDF file which you can download for your pleasure at the right. The entries in it range from the smutty, to the thoughtful, to the repulsive, to the cute, to the outrageously shit. They span different literary forms and all the possible iterations and permutations of Doctor Who you can dream of - if the wiki is an account of the /who/niverse, then this is the first headlong dive into that cesspool.

List of Entries

  • Prologue: The Last Story My Grandmother May Tell (War)
  • Hanky-Panky (1 & Steven/Vicki, Skin Diamond Doctor & Pat)
  • Why Fight (12)
  • Memetic Upgrade (11 & Handles)
  • Lost Weekend (Metacrisis 10)
  • Interference (2 & Jamie/Zoe)
  • Snoozefest (11 & Clara)
  • The Dalek Killers: A Perfect Trio (9, Ace & Abslom Daak)
  • Doctor Who And The Chocolate Bandit (12 & Clara)
  • Nyssa And The Brooklyn Murders (5 & Nyssa)
  • Why Live? (8 & Basement McGann)
  • File #12B8C13 (Parker Posey Doctor)
  • Missy, the Meme Master
  • Danny's Story (Danny & Rigsy)
  • Crabs (9 & Ali)
  • Wasting Time (3 & The Brigadier)
  • The Stone Revolution (6 & Peri)
  • Interlude: What the Hell Was That? (War)
  • Fuuko's Story: The Mundane Monarch
  • Man On The Moon (11 & Clara, a random nobody)
  • Security Protocols (12)
  • A Vast Cathedral
  • Spatiality (5 & Chewbacca & Maxwell Edison, 8 & Fitz & Alex)
  • The White In Their Eyes (7)
  • The Pit Of The Cybermen (10 & Donna)
  • The Dalek Killers: The Day Flaxa Died Twice
  • Magnetism (Tegan & Nyssa)
  • Leela And The Lost Journal Of Marco Polo (4 & Leela)
  • Star-crossed (Jenna Coleman Doctor)
  • Sgt Pink's Big Day In (Danny & Rigsy)
  • A Decent Cup Of Coffee (12 & Clara)
  • A Poem About the Fourth Doctor
  • /WHO/ HAIKU
  • Trash Talks (5 & Nyssa)
  • Entrusted To Me (Jack & Amy)
  • The RhymeLord (7 & Ace)
  • "A Meme Come True" (War)
  • Second Interlude: Oh, By Rassilon! (War)
  • The Hybrid (12 & Bill, 1, 0)
  • Final Chapter: The Decision Is Made (War)