Rory Williams

Rory Williams
Rory as he sees himself when he's high.
Rory as he sees himself when he's high.
Vital statistics
Played by Arthur Darvill
Years active 2010 - 2012
Travelled with Eleventh Doctor
First story The Eleventh Hour
Last story The Angels Take Manhattan
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Rory becomes Moffat's punching bag.

Rory Williams (played by Sir Arthur Darvill) also known as gayfucker666 on JewTube, is a complete asshole and huge cuck who tries his hardest to win over his childhood sweetheart, Amelia Pond, and succeeds.

He is the beloved (and long dead) son of Brian Williams.


Rory first showed up in The Eleventh Hour and was thoroughly Moffucked by the time he died left in The Angels Take Manhattan.


Rory has been in more than a few gay pornos, including "Can't Stop Sucking Cocks", "Your Dick Is The Key To My Back Door" and "I'd Wait 2,000 Years To Rim You!" He's fucked the Doctor on more than one occasion, once resulting in the episodes The Pandorica Opens and The Big BangMatt Smith still refuses to talk about the incident, always saying his cocaine addiction 'got the best of him.'

Musical Career

Rory released his debut album Crying in the Cuck Shed in May 2010 to dismal reviews and horrifically low sales. No follow-up album has emerged to date.


  • Rory was killed in so many ways that he was eventually just immortal (fucking cunt.)
  • Rory also smokes a lot of weed. I mean, a looooot. This fucker went through three bowls in 6 hours, he couldn't stand up for a week.
  • Rory is the Mattress.
  • Rory once had sex with a fish.
See? I told you. A fish.