|Rory as he sees himself when he's high.|
|Played by||Arthur Darvill|
|Years active||2010 - 2012|
|Travelled with||Eleventh Doctor|
|First story||The Eleventh Hour|
|Last story||The Angels Take Manhattan|
Rory Williams (played by Sir Arthur Darvill) also known as gayfucker666 on JewTube, is a complete asshole and huge cuck who tries his hardest to win over his childhood sweetheart, Amelia Pond, and succeeds.
He is the beloved (and long dead) son of Brian Williams.
Rory has been in more than a few gay pornos, including "Can't Stop Sucking Cocks", "Your Dick Is The Key To My Back Door" and "I'd Wait 2,000 Years To Rim You!" He's fucked the Doctor on more than one occasion, once resulting in the episodes The Pandorica Opens and The Big Bang. Matt Smith still refuses to talk about the incident, always saying his cocaine addiction 'got the best of him.'
Rory released his debut album Crying in the Cuck Shed in May 2010 to dismal reviews and horrifically low sales. No follow-up album has emerged to date.