Prisoners of Time
|Prisoners of Time|
|"So uh Kelly, just draw them in dramatic Power ranger poses..."|
|Author||Scott & David Tipton|
|Doctor||Billy, Pitty, Jinny, Timmy, Pitty2, Cilly, Sylly, Pilly, Chrilly, Divvy & Mitty|
|Assimilation²||The Girl Who Loved Doctor Who|
Prisoners of Time was a comic that came out for the 50th Anniversary of The Greatest Show in the Galaxy. Basically, Adam Bitchell is on his fuckin' period over how our lord and saviour Chrissie Eccleston dumped him for not being dank enough, so he meets up with a Time Gayent he met on Grindr, steals his vortex manipulator and teams up with the Gay Master in order to kidnap all the Doctors' fuckbuddies to... teach him a lesson? I dunno, it wasn't exactly clear. Near the end of Chapter 11 he says he'll kill all but one of them and it's Footface's choice as to which one that is. Yeah, not a very well thought out evil scheme...
The comic is split into 12 Chapters, the first ten involving the first ten incarnations of the Doctor and his bros going on completely unrelated adventures, before the companion(s) are kidnapped at the end. 11 is about the Eleventh Doctor getting to the bottom of the mystery, and 12 has the massive reunion of all the Cocktahs at the end.
|The Original, you might say||Ian, Babwa, Vicki||The Animus have arrived in 1868 and brought the Zarbi with it, so the Doc's gotta stop it.|
|Second||Joomoo, the arse||Jamie's been kidnapped by slave traders in a space shopping centre, so the Doc's gotta stop them.|
("In With the Tide")
|Third||Mary Jane, Brig, Liz||Earth's being invaded by water thingies and the Brig's been possessed, so the Doc's gotta stop it.|
("A Rare Gem")
|Fourth||Leela, K9||Some planets' jewelry has disappeared and the Judoon have been called, so the Doc's gotta... solve the mystery?|
("In Their Nature")
|Fifth||Adric, Tegan, Nyssa||The TARDIS has landed in the middle of a Sontaran/Rutan battle, so the Doc's gotta do fuck all.|
|Pie Lord||Peri, Frobisher||The Doc's accidentally landed in an Auton trap, so he's gotta run away.|
("Cat and Mouse")
|Seventh||Ace||There are aliens trapped as old people because the Mattress needs their energy or something, so the Doc's gotta stop him.|
("The Body Politic")
|Eighth||Grace (couldn't get the rights to Charley, eh?)||The Doc needs a FWB, so he picks up Grace and takes her to some planet where some shit happens idk I stopped paying attention.|
|Ninth||Rose||Some guy with an ego on an isolated planet has the hots for Rose, so the Doc's gotta stop him.|
("Quiet on the Set")
|Twat||Martha||In the 50s, the Dominators are kidnapping movie crews for some reason, so the Doc's gotta stop them.|
|Eleven||Clara (well, for two panels until she gets kidnapped)||The Doc has realised Adam is kidnapping his companions, so he's gotta go stop him.|
|All of the above||EVERYONE EVER, MOTHAFUCKAS||The Master has manipulated Adam into doing his bidding, so Adam has gotta stop him (by committing seppuku).|
As each comic is drawn by different artists, each one is also in different styles. And y'know what? Despite there being differences in shading and colouring etc. they all look pretty good...
..except One (especially one), Five and Eight.
Those three are drawn in unrealistic cartoony styles and um... yeah, they're nightmare fuel. Every panel for One is nightmare fuel. I would upload photos to prove it, but i may as well upload the whole issue if I was going to do that.
Some other companions also appear for those of you who aren't keen on Vicki or Martha, or aren't too crazy about Leela or Peri. They appear in Chapters 11 & 12,,,
...the former where they're seen immobilized in Tomb of the Cybermen-style refrigerators, and the latter where most of them just appear in the background and do... not an awful lot... Well Mickey, Rory and Amy say some shit because the comic has gotta appeal to the NuWhovians as much as possible... yeah that's about it.