Pie Lord

The Pie Lord eyeing down another delivery truck

The Pie Lord is a incarnation of The Doctor from the Official Canon. He spent every appearance waddling around and destroying the infrastructure of the Tardis with his weight alone. Rumor has it if he ever took off his anti-gravity system he would leave a hole in the earth. Due to being an autistic fuckboy, he's often seen wearing a fedora. After doing a whole lot of fuck all he died from what appeared to be a heart attack, no doubt from the Whoppers that he's constantly guzzling down.