No Not The Mind Probe

No. Not the MIND. PROBE.
— The Castellan

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No Not The Mind Probe is one of the greatest pieces of Doctor Who dialogue ever uttered, up there with the catharsis of spurious morality.


It was delivered by The Castellan in The Five Doctors when Borusa tried to frame him as a traitor. He was shot and killed seconds after delivering the line, which is probably for the best.