Lil Nilsos are dangly sticks of meat we keep between our legs. It is customary to cover your Lil Nilso with pants, or on some glorious occasions, a dress. You may not be aware of it, but if you're reading this article, chances are you have a Lil Nilso of your own. Go on, feel around for it. But not too hard. We have other articles where that would be more appropriate. This article is for educational purposes only.