|Baby John Hurt Me No More|
|Main role||War Doctor|
|Other roles||None other in Who, but he was preggers with a Xenomorph|
|Born||22 January 1940|
|Status||Dead (25 January 2017 - 3 days after his birthday, ouch)|
Known for sexually abusing Billie Piper, John Hurt portrayed the War Doctor in the 50th Anniversary Special. Leaked pictures of his hairy, wrinkly, sagging ballsack were posted around the web with the hashtag #BabyDontHurtMeNoMore.
In all seriousness though, RIP John Hurt.