Human Nature

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Human Nature
Season: 3
Episode: 8
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Air date 26 May 2007
Written by Paul Cornell
Directed by Charles Palmer
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42 The Family of Blood
We been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise.
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Human Nature is the eighth episode of Series 3 and the first of a two-parter ending with The Family of Blood. It was written by Paul Cornfed and it's pretty GOAT.


Teninch is trying to hide from the Family of Blood and uses a chameleon arch to turn him into a human. He transfers his Time Lord essence and memories into a fob watch and hides out on Earth in 1913, where he takes on the persona of John Smith, a teacher at Farringham School for boys.

He then bangs the chick from Spaced while Martha gets stuck as his maid (kek).


GOAT, comfy, VNA-level dark, etc.