Europe

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS—EXCEPT EUROPA
God, introducing white people to Europe
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Europe is a continent located between Asia and Africa but sort of up to the left of them if that makes any sense. Europe was established along with the rest of the Universe on July 4th, 1776 when Jesus was born. Jesus didn't like Europe and the lack of freedums, so he created the United States of America. The angry and jealous British manlets attacked the United States. The French and the Spanish also claimed to help the US, but the French were probably too busy surrendering or something. In the end, Jesus and freedom prevailed and America won, cementing its place immediately as an intergalactic superpower.

Countries in Europe

Kebab in Europe

It should be noted that all of this has been liberated by the United States out of the kindness in our hearts. Twice.