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How hype are you guys for Kill The Moon?

>people on GB are saying its VNA level dark
  >eviscerated corpses
  >spider like creatures
  >12 gives Clara a "shock of her life"
  >'Is the man she's trusted so long really a hero after all? Is he even her friend?'
  > "This might be where you can argue that the new approach is, for the first time, seen uncluttered by any of the old approach."
  >terrible dilemma
  >Moffat said the ending scene in the tardis is his favorite scene in the Series
  >Moffat said in DWM that Harness(writer of episode) was going to stick around 'for a long time, I promise you' implying the script is GOAT
  >tumblr insult in episode

Its going to be GOATER than GOAT.

Some bad news guys. Faceless passed away. He and I actually know each other and well, I just thought I would pass the news on. So yeah. Sorry if I brought any of you down. If anyone has any kind words, I'll gladly write them down and pass them onto his mother.

He passed in his sleep, so there was no pain... god this sucks.

Bad news fellas. Faceless is dead. He was fucking my mailman when he died. My mom is friend with his milkman who happened to be in a relationship with his dad. Passed away in his sleep. If anyone wants me to tell his mailman anything, let me know and I'll pass it along to my milkman.

God this sucks.

Bad news guys. Faceless passed away last night. He was getting milked by his milkman when it happened. My mailman is friends with his mom, so he let me know. I was told he died in peace saying red kangs are best kangs. If you want me to pass along anything to his male mom, let me know.

God this sucks.

Some bad news guys. /who/ passed away. He and I actually know each other and well, I just thought I would pass the news on. So yeah. Sorry if I brought any of you down. If anyone has any kind words, I'll gladly write them down and pass them onto his mother.

He fell into a pit and died in agony whilst screaming for his mother... god this sucks.

Alright /who/ what's happening? Have been on for a few weeks because Pikeys stole my areas Internet cable. 

What did you guys think of the last couple of episodes? I really wasn't a fan, I'd guessed Missy was the Master and was hoping they'd go back to the more Moriarty style over the escaped mental patient vibe Simms had, wasn't a huge fan of her acting either, but that's kinda because she plays pretty much the same role whatever she's in.

Oh and what the hell was going on with the Mary Poppins vibe? Very fucking random and added nothing in my opinion.

Soldier Dan... Well just shit, although having no emotions definitely made his acting more believable. 

Capaldi was as always great, carrying the episodes when everything else was lacking. 

Clara can just go now, she's done. 

Moffats done too I think, but he's going to claw himself on for one more series with some dumb arc. I honestly think he'd be better now if he wrote no episodes or the season arc. He could just be a constant on set and make sure the style and theme of the series was consistent where it needed to be.

Now let the jeers of just how wrong I am begin.



WHY WOULD THE MONSTERS MAKE THEMSELVES AWARE THAT THEY EXIST IN THE DREAM? DON'T GIVE ME THAT SUBCONSCIOUS shit they knew exactly what they looked like despite all being taken when asleep. Fucking ridiculous.

And Santa too was also dumb as shit. Don't even get me started on Capildi (who's Italian NOT Scottish) acting like a retard on the sleigh.

Too much this doctor is acting like a retard. And his Clara obsession is ridiculous, she's been around long enough she needs to fucking go. I was so happy when she was like 80 I thought fucking finally but then another twist and she's alive. Pissed me off almost as much as Harry Potter still being alive at the end of the books when you blatantly show him dying.

British writers should just stop doing sci-fi fantasy if this is the shit they are going to make.

Fucking Clara. Fuck Clara. Annoying bint.

At least Tennant could handle a xmas special by himself, this Capildi runs to Clara within 5 minutes WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MOFFAT.

Really ruined my christmas tv this episode did.

I fucking hate Doctor Who.

Confession time:

I don't care for capaldi as the doctor, i havnt watched anything passed flatline. I think clara is boring and ugly. I samefag to make my opinions carry more weight when i trip. I also complain loudly about another trip but am afraid of a backlash if i do so using my trip. I dont actually mind them but i feel like they run the show when theyre around. I wish matt smith would have stayed an cried like a baby when tennant left and get furious when /who/ shits on him I havent seen much of the classic series except for 5 and thought he was a great doctor. sometimes i steal opinions from gb in regards to other doctors so i appear knowledgeable. I have only been "allowed" on 4chan for about 14 months i was under age before then
















hey moot, take 4chan offline for a few hours. The spammer is here again

Don't tell me, you thought I would stop? Just because you wrote a fake news?

>Retarded and/or aggressive shitposting
  >Hard samefagging
  >Poorly written posts
  >Viral threads for Scarjo and her movies
  >Trying to sound smart, although they have no clue. About anything
  >Posts with the terms "enjoying", "it's fun", especially in a defensive manner
  >Forced generals (/hor/, /cape/ etc.)
  >Against every board culture, particularly lolis, cunny etc
  >Responding to very old posts
  >YIFY is good (usually against everything from each board)
  >Generally, every stupid and/or aggressive post
  >Destroyed /lbg/ and /swg/ threads

The new thing from the nazi cancer:

>Reddit: The movie
  >Hating on memes in general
  >Because muh Interstellar

If you see one or more of these points, then you can be almost sure that it's someone from the german forum Anipodium (according to the animation textboard, check that place). Don't let that subhuman trash go wild on /tv/ and other boards!

You nazis are now embarrassing yourself on other boards too? Quite something

>Samefagging so the other guy need to understand he is wrong
  >Opinions aren't absolute, each one has his own
  >But my opinion is correct, you're wrong and the game is a 7/10!
  >YOU are mad!

There he is. There he goes again.

Look everyone he posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?? Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little ‘There he goes again’ message up as you click the /who/ thread. Oh we all know the link, the uh ‘Doctor Who General - /who/’ isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a dumb copypasta. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic copypasta scum fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “There he is. There he goes again”.

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Ecclescunt on Doctor Who:

>A refurbished Doctor Who is on somewhere or everywhere. I have no intention of revisiting any galaxy. I shrivel inside each time it is mentioned. 51 years ago, when the show was first shown, it had a freshness, also a sense of moral good and fun. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The first bad penny dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Doctor Who over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boy's eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guessed that one day they would explode.

>'I would love you to do something for me,' I said.

>'Anything! Anything!' the boy said rapturously.

>'You won't like what I'm going to ask you to do,' I said.

>'Anything, sir, anything!'

>'Well,' I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Doctor Who again?'

>He burst into tears. His mother drew herself up to an immense height. 'What a dreadful thing to say to a child!' she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.

I know Christopher Eccleston. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Chris was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"

I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaved back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting Doctor Who over and over, "STUPID APE STUPID APE."

I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Chris."

Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Chris will bring this year...

I know this woman at my work who is a big fan of Doctor Who. She is currently having a birthday this month and everyone at the office will be getting her something. The problem is she's transgender and I have no idea what to buy for this kind of person.

This is not a joke, this is not a copypasta, all I want are some suggestions and possibly ones that don't get me arrested or fired.

I know this guy at my work who is a big fan of Doctor Who. He is currently having a birthday this month and everyone at the office will be getting him something. The problem is he's a UKIP supporter and I have no idea what to buy for this kind of person.

This is not a joke, this is not a copypasta, all I want are some suggestions and possibly ones that don't get me arrested or fired.

I know this woman at my work who is a big fan of Doctor Who. She is currently having a birthday this month and everyone at the office will be getting her something. The problem is she's actually about 500 feet tall and from the palaeolithic era and I have no idea what to buy for this kind of person.

This is not a joke, this is not a copypasta, all I want are some suggestions and possibly ones that don't get me arrested or fired.

I know this man at my work who is a big fan of Doctor Who. He is currently having a birthday this month and everyone at the office will be getting her something. The problem is he's actually a Zygon with induced amnesia and I have no idea what to buy for this kind of person.

This is not a joke, this is not a copypasta, all I want are some suggestions and possibly ones that don't get me arrested or fired.

If I pulled that off, would you die?
It would be extremely painful.
You're a big guy.
For /who/.

>/who/ is shitposting general
  >Neon Visual's PR firm burned down the wiki
  >Doctor Who is on indefinite hiatus
  >Peter Capaldi has developed arteriosclerosis of the knee
  >Steven Moffat photographed exchanging money with Michael Grade
  >Jenna Coleman's on-camera breakdown on the set of Victoria jeopardizing production
  >Big Finish studios have been empty for months
  >BBC Books no longer accepting submissions
  >Phillip Morris confirmed that the BBC "wasn't interested" in a complete copy of The Daleks' Master Plan
  >Tom Baker has been in the hospital for two months, no contact with the media
  >Matt Smith currently under investigation for child molestation
  >Karen Gillan cut from Guardians of the Galaxy 2
  >Gattiss has "exciting announcement" for November
  >David Tennant and Georgia Moffett currently undergoing "trial separation"
  >John Hurt cancer relapsing
  >Sylvester McCoy 14 minute racist tirade recorded in a Tescos checkout line
  >Rumors swirling about Colin Baker's "transition"
  >Christopher Eccleston retirement announcement eminent
  >Nicholas Briggs silently suffering from cancer of the larynx
  >Paul McGann "hasn't come out of the basement in months" according to family members
  >"Doctor Who was a mistake. It's nothing but trash," says Russell T. Davies at a Golden Globes afterparty
  >Peter Davison rape accusations made in the press
  >Ian Levine recently hired by BBC to "continuity adviser" position
  >John Barrowman has "critical health announcement" to make about HIV status
  >Urn containing Elisabeth Sladen's ashes has gone missing
  >Catherine Tate releases 15 minute video about women's rights
  >Jamie Mathieson signs non-compete with Channel 4, will not write for BBC for 5 years
  >Larry Miles admitted for three day "psychiatric observation" after being detained outside Steven Moffat's home with "a motley collection of tools"
  >Nicola Bryant tell-all in the works, "Peter Davison drugged and used me!"
  >Sophie Aldred suffering from late stage thorax cancer

It's over, /who/, we're finished.

He is the complete bastardization of everything that is Dr. Who! He does NOT fit the part, he does NOT have the personality, he DOES not do anything "Doctoresque". On top of that, he wears [Article of clothing X Doctor wears normally]???? You might as well have dressed him in [Undoctorlike article of clothing]!!

And the complete bastardization of the whole genre' by adding something as douchebag worthy as a [A dumb/bad moment from X Doctor's era]!!!! REALLY????

This man is the complete annihilation of everything that all previous actors that played The DR. have given themselves to upholding. Upholding the ideals, philosophies, and mannerisms of WHO the Doctor IS!

[X Doctor] is the total destruction of [No. of years up to his run] years of extremely hard work of keeping this beloved character in sync with all the previous ones.

[Previous Doctor] might not have been the best Doctor, but he still kept the philosophy and ideals of who and what the Doctor is and represents.

>Oh god damn I don't even wanna bully you because you clearly are the biggest loser in the entire world. Like holy shit you're the epitome of pathetic. Do you moderate like a fucking furry forum that no one actually uses too? That's like the only way I could think less of you. I guess if you get really defensive and shitpost memes at me you could still sink lower. Why not KYS at this point? I saw this thread and was like I wonder if an autistic will take the bait. Oh you sure did. Lmao honestly go make some money I know you're a NEET go make a name for yourself that isn't autist on anonymous autistic show discussion who desperately needs more attention in life. That trip tells me you don't have anyone who loves you. Parents embarrassed by you. Family resents your presance. Your TV show is for autists and all you'll say is that I'm mad. I'm sorry to say I'm not mad at you I am sad for you. KYS you're not Drew.

>Phuck off phlease. Only one pherson is allowed to use the "ph" sound and that's me, Ian Lephine! You phucking idiots don't deserve the phower it brings. You've nepher ephen phound any miphing ephisodes, haph you? I phucking have. I've phound more miphing ephiphodes than you epher will, phuckwit! I wouldn't surphrise me iph you were Philliph Morriph in diphguise, phucking trolling me to get some phucking laughs while so sit on your phile of lost ephipodes. PHUCKING HOARDER! I AM PHUCKING BETTER THAN YOU!!! I AM A WORLD-PHAMOUS DOCTOR WHO PHAN AND RECORD PHRODUCER!!!!

doctor who more like doctor poo

john was a total drunk he did nothing in life he was a waste of life that's what his mother always said she abused him but he said that what made him what he is a crack head living on the side of the street he banged prostitution on the street almost every night no one knows how he afforded it. he had a child named Kevin he accidentally drowned at a pool when john wasn't paying attention he was only 6 john left his girl and died a consomme man until he was hit by a bus then good bye john.

Oh boy here we FUCKing go. You think this is a bad show? You think you're better than us because you don't watch Dr. Who? Well guess what? FUCK YOU. I'd like to see you write better. I'd like to see you take a seat in Moffat's chair and try to spin all these fucking plates. Do you have any idea how hard it is to spin plates? FUCK. "oh it' for children, it's for children" You know what else is for children? Lollipops. Do you think lollipops are bad? Do you think you're better than us because you don't suck on lollipops? Seriously fuck off. I'd like to see you try to make a lollipop. Would you even know where to start? It's NOT easy. I'd like to pull you by your fucking ear and take you on a guided tour of a lollipop factory then you might learn some goddamn PERSPECTIVE. Look, we KNOW the show isn't great. We KNOW it's not reaching it's full potential but we're having fun. Is that so bad? Having some fun? Spinning some plates and licking some lollipops? No, I don't think it is. I really don't think it is. And if you do. If you do think it is bad, then why don't you just be quiet? Nobody is asking you to watch it or spin it or suck it or whatever. Just relax and enjoy what you enjoy and let us enjoy what we hate. Oh and don't come barging back in here when Chris Chibnall takes over begging us to let you back and forgive you. We'll remember. We'll remember you didn't have any FAITH or HOPE and that you were mean to us and didnt let us have our fun, took away our fucking lollipops and we we wont EVER forget THAT.

You're just a kid. That's what you are. You need to grow up.

Doctor who is fucking garbage. It can tell any story in all of time and space and it always ends up a shitty looking celebration of mediocrity. It's a predictable, safe formulaic children's show where the Le wacky man saves the day with some 'witty' banter and a 'clever' scheme. The Doctor never goes anywhere in his development, just going from dark to light or dark to light depending on the incarnation.  It has no love for science or history, it just boils everything down for lowest common denominator. It's a waste of time and effort,  why don't you losers mature and watch some grown up television for a change. You shouldn't watch doctor who unless it's with your own children but I really don't want you plebs procreating.

Reminder that 'The Master' is the shittiest namefag to grace/who/.

He is irritating and not funny and falls for age-old copypastas and makes unneccesary new threads that portray the entirety of /who/ badly. Take your lumps, newfag.

Men may go shooting off to outer space, but it's really their inner space that matters most. I'm sure I'm not the only one who likes to be adventurous at mealtimes. When the meal I'm eating is home cooked, but doesn't cost the Earth, then I know I'm getting the best of all worlds.

Reminder that KTM copypasta aside, Series 10 is gonna be VNA level dark

>Cute robots turning people into fertiliser

>Man-eating cockroaches

>Bill has dreams of Heather's wet arse

>A book that makes people kill themselves

>The Doctor turns evil

>Bill has to kill the Doctor to make him turn good

>Creatures that eat light

>John Simm's based Time War Master

It will be GOAT

cloicloi cokli cliosite cloister closer cloiset sloerit dsor csp close


wadnger?? never contibute just keep psoting rascism shit

edg lord victoritus?? trewgander and cant even mate the drawing

neo!! aropiating the cloistet trisp when he sucide. no!! no?

gato. naked the teth meme and keep calljin cetus on poeople

freddy neibbour stroke penal to clara


I miss [year you pretend was good]
The year when literally everyone was happy with Doctor Who
we were young and excited about [first name of showruiner] 'genius god writer' [last name of showruiner] being in charge with a new Doctor
we were adoring [name of actor of the beloved doctor of that era]
we were hyped as fuck for [enemy of the doctor]
we were getting quality promotion for the series
and people just loved each other

I miss these times so bad tbqh

what happens if you drop the concrete and it breaks? does she die? how does she eat? what's inside her mouth? where does it lead to? is it just a wall? when she eats where does the food go? if its just a wall does it just build up in her body? and if so how does she digest it? if its not a wall then what is it and how does it work? is it a portal to another dimension? is food exported into space? how is she alive anyway? she has no heart or any lungs or anything? how is she breathing? does she even have a brain? and what if someone finds her? wont it change the course of human history? and what if elton doesn't want to be with her anymore? you can't just dump her. nor can you give her to someone? and if anyone finds her she'd be turned into a science experiment by the government. why did even 10 save her in the first place if she has to live a life of hell as a concrete slab? it would have been much more humane to just let her die.

The fact that Gatiss is playing the Brig with the same simpering mannerisms he used for Dr. Chinnery on The League of Gentlemen, which bear no resemblance to Courtney's portrayal; the fact that he's wearing a slightly askew fake moustache because Courtney did, to drive home once again the patronising atttiude of the current showrunner to classic Who, even as he obsessively and tiresomely brings it up in the new show at every opportunity; the fact that they include that morph from Hartnell to Bradley just to drive home that they look nothing alike and Bradley doesn't even seem to have watched Hartnell's performances, just had them described to him; the fact that no part of this is a good idea and it's the last expression of Moffat's determination to bugger the old show's corpse - all these facts mean that I'm done with Doctor Who. Nothing that follows matters. From now on, I'll have to hide this thread when it comes up on /tv/. Bye all.


>no dad

>moms never home

>weird kid with no friends, always end up pushing everyone away

>school is hell, smart kid but never did my work

>start watching Doctor Who every week

>the doctor is alone just like me

>even though he's sad inside he doesn't give up

>even when he gets knocked down he gets right back up

>the doctor is my idol

>sitting in my room one day crying

>asking god why he had to give me this life, why he couldn't have just given me a normal family like everyone else

>doctor who is playing in the background

>hear david tennant say "Nothing is impossible" as if it's being said directly to me
  >stop crying, if the doctor can be strong then so can I, I'll make him proud

That show taught me that the world isn't fair, to persevere through adversity, that there is always something more to learn, no matter how much you know. What message is Doctor Who trying to convey today, that you can suck dick and eat pussy at the same fucking time and still be a-okay? This shit makes me fucking sick, as if the character hasn't been gelded enough, now the Doctor is going to be made into a woman whose personality begins and ends with her bisexuality for no other reason than that some fucking mongoloids at the BBC are afraid that maybe women don't feel included, because it's not like that at nearly any given time at least half of the show's titular characters have been female since the show first aired in 1963.

I'm so sick of this shit. I wouldn't mind the Doctor being made into a woman if I didn't know for an absolute fact that the show is going to metamorphose into "eccentric time traveling lesbian talks fast and shows everyone how strong and independent she is". I can only imagine all of the cringey flirting scenes with mistress or whatever the fuckt hey call the master now that i'm going to have to skip through. God have mercy on ours souls.

Wow... I mean wow, so far only one person here has attempted to do anything constructive, by asking for petition signatures... can't say I looked at what the petition is for but good on you for trying to do something constructive :) As for the rest of you, just wow... Now I'll admit, when it comes to where the line of sexism is, I'm a bit lost, I grew up with my mum calling me a misogynist and its resulted in a lot of social anxiety problems, including the ability to socialise with the opposite gender in ANY way, so my views may be a little warped here. However, I'm pretty sure that for something to be sexist, it would have to degrade the whole sex? Or degrade the whole sex? So far, no point made about Jodie has been a comment in relation to all women everywhere, they have primarily been about the dramatic depiction of male and female characters REGARDLESS of the role. These are valid points, regardless of how equal we are, gender is a variable that is considered when trying to create a piece of film and tv. No one has suggested the doctor can't be a woman, it has just been suggested that might not achieve the best result for the character AT THIS STAGE of his progression. And on the response, I can see; live with it, your an asshole, it's about time, you're an idiot, there has been 13 male doctors, it's long past due.... and so on. None of you seem to get the point, you're attacking people for having a controversial view because of a larger political and social justice problem, and it's going to solve nothing. Not only are you attacking people for opinions and not the actions of inequality that actually destroy women's lives all over the world (for the most part I'm referring to third world, but first world problems are still pretty fucked to). I just don't get it, do you all feel proud? Do you feel smart? Do you realise you're doing two stupid things at once?

You've taken a debate over a character and the way the changes in actor/actress (which ever you PC pricks prefer) can change the depiction of a character and the reasons for doing/not doing it and turned it into some victory for feminism (the EXACT bullshit I don't want to see in doctor who and was the basis of my argument) and in the mean time, you just bury your heads in the sand about real problems, like slavery, arranged marriage, genital mutilation, torture, killings, equal pay, equal rights, all the real life altering problems. Seriously, fuck all of you. Condemn me for my views all you like, at least if I'm going to make an argument, I make it where it's relevant. You wanna talk doctor who, let's talk doctor who, if what you really care about here is the rights of women, or any of that, then either pick up a banner and go out and protest, or pick up a weapon and go and do something to the people who actually promote sexism, and treat women unequally. Fucking keyboard warriors



He has put the final nail into Doctor Who.


>be me
  >24 year old virgin
  >go to college
  >study useless humanities subjects
  >meet a girl in english literature
  >pretty ugly so she's in my league
  >great personality though
  >she likes doctor who
  >her favorite doctor is 12 just like me
  >we get to know each other
  >one day i work up the courage to ask her if we can be bf/gf
  >"you're more like a best friend to me anon, sorry"
  >pretend not to be seething mad
  >invite her over for dinner
  >explicitly say it's nothing romantic
  >i make pasta with special sauce

this is where i fucked up guys. i thought if i put the special sauce in it she would like me. because she would have a part of me inside her and absorb the love. or something like that. i don't know what i was thinking i was just so pissed off at her.
>she doesn't like the pasta much
i think she knew from the smell what it was. she hardly ate any of it.
>we watch a bit of series 8
  >things are really awkward
  >i try to break the ice
  >"hey, you wanna know the special recipe for my pasta?"
  >she doesn't answer
  >i tell her anyway

why why WHY did i think it was a good idea to tell her? if i'd said nothing there would be reasonable doubt. but i just had to go and fucking RUIN it like i always do. anyway
>she flips out
  >"what the FUCK anon?"
  >runs out of the house
  >i start to cry

good thing my parents weren't home.
i hadn't actually tasted the special pasta till then (mine didn't have cum in it) so i gave it a try. god it was absolutely FOUL. it just made me cry more. apparently she's looking to get a restraining order on me. the worst thing is she left her art book at my place and i don't know how i can give it back, if i even should

what do i do, /who/?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand RTD-era Doctor Who. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also the Doctor’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike RTD-era Who truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Doctor’s existential catchphrase “allons-y,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Russell T. Davies’ genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Tenth Doctor tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Fuck you, Cloister. You're a fucking infant. Fuck off.

I don't spend every minute in the thread. Yes, I fell for Capaldo being dead. He hasn't been on Skype for months.

Yes, I fell for a joke. Have at me.

Done with /who/ and done with the stream. Only ever used 4chan for /who/. Really had a lot of fun here. But you people are just fucked in the head. Hope you find happiness in life.

One of the many reasons why this wiki doesn't always 100% match /who/ is because /who/ changed a lot during the past year, more than anybody seems to acknowledge. The descrepencies between this wiki and /who/ are not, in fact, exclusively the Redditers' and Facebookers' fault, though they didn't help. When I first joined /who/, less than a year ago, lots of different people came with lots of different ideas. Since then, its userbase, opinions, and conversation topics seem to have been shrinking, and this wiki has lots of old articles that sometimes reflects what /who/ used to be like and what its users used to talk about. In all fairness, the change is not entirely anybody's fault. The Revived version of the show was on for twelve years, so it's no longer event television, so fewer people are invested in it. It was only a matter of time until /who/ began to weaken. To counter this problem, we should probably move it all to the forums or the Discord, which are both more easily accessible to new recruits, so that it would gain new blood and some fresh, inspired memes.

Oh. My. GOD!

He said! That history! Is a whitewash!

My entire understanding of Doctor Who's political affiliation has been transformed! Potentially right-wing BBC script ideas have been torn up, thrown in the air and snogged to death! My grasp of the universal constraints of this television show's evidently obvious Tory-focused political leanings have been changed... forever!


Moffat Who doesn't have the same magic RTD Who did.

Neither had the same magic as Classic Who.

All eras are different.

I hope series 11 features the Doctor's magic pusy

See how disappointing Doctor Who is now?! You guys just don't see it. Why don't you all trust me?! Why is everyone liking Moffat?! He made such depressing episodes in the past era. Why did he had to change the show?! Doesn't he know what continuity means?! Why do you want this show to change?! Why?! See how in "The Day of the Doctor" when the effects department had to modify a toy to get John Hurt a sonic?! That's so lame! Why don't you see this?! Is it because you're blind?! Is it that you're deaf?! What is wrong with everyone that's liking this crappy series Moffat made?! Everything! Why is everyone not seeing the point completely?! Is it because Moffat is this huge attractive guy that says he's bigger than life himself?! You all have to get a life! Why is everyone liking Moffat? Moffat is just one lubricant, dubious, diabolical bitch himself!

And why are you all liking Clara? Clara is so fucking diabolical and lubricant that I wish she could die! Clara is always whining! Why is the whole world liking this shitty series?! It's not even for adults anymore! It's made for kids! As Ian Fleming said it best:

"It should be made for retrospective adults, not for schoolboys and under-age-girls."

See how childish Doctor Who is now?! Doctor Who is more darker, more natural, more exciting than what we have here today?! And to rip-off Agatha Christie's book "Murder on the Orient Express"?! OH GIVE ME A BREAK!

I know I'm sounding dubious, but you guys have to trust me on this. Doctor Who is going to the kids, and if you true Whovians want to join me to fight against the BBC, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO!

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