Classanon

ClassAnon is an unbound regeneration of Melanon, having thrown away his seething rage of Clara for a religious adoration of Class. Every Friday or so, ClassAnon steps forth to show why Class is the best show ever, and that's by trashing The Sarah Jane Adventures and Torchwood, in ways ranging from bizarre (calling everybody who replies to him "Torchcucks" whether or not they actually mentioned anything about Torchwood) to tasteless (laughing at Elisabeth Sladen for dying of cancer). Beware of any time the rallying cry "Where my fellow Classchads at?", for that is when the ClassAnon awakens to delight in the show nobody else (except Immigrant) liked.