|“||We can only join together in prayer that he never runs Doctor Who.||”|
|"Doctor Who is a show that thrives on change. And I am the god of that. I am the god of change and no one can stop me."|
|Worst Decision||Writing for Doctor Who|
Chris 'Sex Gas' Chin Balls is a writer.
He's written some godawful dreck we'd all like to forget ever happened, some decent episodes (42, Dinosaurs on a Spaceship.) and some really shitty episodes ( The Power of Three fuck you, I liked that one) and a terribly uninteresting Twin Peaks ripof Cop Show that nobody has ever heard of or cared about for ITV. Because of that, he is sadly the upcoming showruiner.
- 42 (2007)
- The Hungry Earth / Cold Blood (2010)
- Pond Life (2012)
- Dinosaurs on a Spaceship (2012)
- The Power of Three (2012)
- P.S. (2012)
- Broadchurch (it has Handy and the next Doctor (no, not that one) in it, it counts).
Overall you can see here an extremely diverse set of episodes. None of them are like the previous ones, just as none of them are memorable or particularly good (the only common thread is that the conflict is often forced, never needing to fucking happen in the context of the story). Which puts him in contrast with Steven Moffat (Who wrote the same episode over and over but it was somehow good every time) and makes him somewhat similar to Russell T. Davies.
He's going to be worse than Moffat and maybe a bit better than Russell at his worst. RIP Who.
Stop fucking whining, Doctor Who survived Michael Grade. It survived The Kandyman. It survived farting aliens. It survived BEING CANCELLED. It can survive some above-average quality script writer.
Confirmed as showruiner
Situation: Extreme Panic
In January 2016 it was was confirmed by the Beeb the show would be on hiatus for a year and Slippery Chibs would be succeeding The Moffburger as showruiner in 2018. Moff delivers his final Moffucking with Series 10 in 2017 and Flibbers begins with Series Dubs.
50/50 some are open to change, some want the Moff to continue.
Hey guys, look on the bright side:
At least he's not Mark Gatiss.
In or around October 2018, we will find out if Chris Chibnall wrote any doctor who stories that aren't awful.
UPDATE: Turns out the answer is fucking no. /who/ knew?
It was announced in July 2017 that Chibbald had cast Jodie Whittaker as Thirteen, making this the first ever official girly Doctor. At some point around this time, Chibnall acquired a wig. It is unknown if these two events are related.
Destruction of DWSR
Chibnall is the man responsible for officially dismantling the DWSR hashtag. In November 2017, he deliberately leaked a filming location so all the DWSR stalkers would gather in one place. He hired a tactical sniper squad to take them out one by one. He had them all buried under the old BBC Television Centre in London.
After this event. Chibnall was crowned King of the Sausage Rolls.