Chris Chibnall

We can only join together in prayer that he never runs Doctor Who.


Chris Chibnall

"Doctor Who is a show that thrives on change. And I am the god of that. I am the god of change and no one can stop me."
"Doctor Who is a show that thrives on change. And I am the god of that. I am the god of change and no one can stop me."
Personal info
Born United Kingdom
Spouse Madeline Chibnall
Offspring Unknown
As Showruiner
Era 2018-
Style Shit
Worst Decision Writing for Doctor Who
A prescient young Chib
Based Chibbers.
Anon tried to warn us. We didn't listen. Dude, RTD created farting aliens. FARTING. ALIENS.
Now dawns the Age of Chibnall.
He wishes this had stayed buried.
He's gonna get you.
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Gattis weighs in Chris 'Sex Gas' Chin Balls is a writer. He's written some godawful dreck we'd all like to forget ever happened, some decent episodes (42, Dinosaurs on a Spaceship.) and some really shitty episodes (The Power of Three fuck you, I liked that one) and a terribly uninteresting Twin Peaks ripof Cop Show that nobody has ever heard of or cared about for ITV. Because of that, he is sadly the upcoming showruiner.

GLITTER DIAMOND RUBY AGE INCOMING GET HYPE

Chibbers Who:

Overall you can see here an extremely diverse set of episodes. None of them are like the previous ones, just as none of them are memorable or particularly good (the only common thread is that the conflict is often forced, never needing to fucking happen in the context of the story). Which puts him in contrast with Steven Moffat (Who wrote the same episode over and over but it was somehow good every time) and makes him somewhat similar to Russell T. Davies.

He's going to be worse than Moffat and maybe a bit better than Russell at his worst. RIP Who.

Counterpoint

Stop fucking whining, Doctor Who survived Michael Grade. It survived The Kandyman. It survived farting aliens. It survived BEING CANCELLED. It can survive some above-average quality script writer.

Confirmed as showruiner

Situation: Extreme Panic

CONFIRMED AS SHOWRUINER FOR 2018, GOLDEN AGE CANCELLED ENDING WITH SERIES 10. PLATINUM AGE DENIED. GLITTER AGE RUBY AGE CONFIRMED. It will be comfy as hell.

Background

In January 2016 it was was confirmed by the Beeb the show would be on hiatus for a year and Slippery Chibs would be succeeding The Moffburger as showruiner in 2018. Moff delivers his final Moffucking with Series 10 in 2017 and Flibbers begins with Series Dubs.

Sadly The Ruby Age ends almost immediately with the 2018 cancellation.

Reception

50/50 some are open to change, some want the Moff to continue.

Future

He'll be fine. No he won't. How about you just wait and see? It's not like Moffat was that good, sure, he wrote Blink, but he also give us The Angels Take Manhattan. Anything could happen, really.

Hey guys, look on the bright side:

At least he's not Mark Gatiss.

In or around October 2018, we will find out if Chris Chibnall wrote any doctor who stories that aren't awful.

UPDATE: Turns out the answer is fucking no. /who/ knew?

13

It was announced in July 2017 that Chibbald had cast Jodie Whittaker as Thirteen, making this the first ever official girly Doctor. At some point around this time, Chibnall acquired a wig. It is unknown if these two events are related.

Destruction of DWSR

Chibnall is the man responsible for officially dismantling the DWSR hashtag. In November 2017, he deliberately leaked a filming location so all the DWSR stalkers would gather in one place. He hired a tactical sniper squad to take them out one by one. He had them all buried under the old BBC Television Centre in London.

After this event. Chibnall was crowned King of the Sausage Rolls.

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