|Benny shooting some over-sized testicles.|
|Played by||Lisa Bowerman|
|Years active||1992 - Now|
|Travelled with||Seventh Doctor , also shagged Eighth Doctor|
|First story||Love and War|
|Last story||There's a new one all the fucking time.|
After the BBC stole Doctor Who from the virgins playing with it, they wrapped their greasy little fingers around Bernice and put together a series of ostentatiously obscure books starring her, leading to a line of audios and a short animinimation by newly formed company Big Finish, and the rest is barely remembered non-history.
"The Doctor was in the center of the room, his umbrella held in front of him. Before him, crouched but still brushing the ceiling, was a terrifying creature... and I say that as a woman who has woken up next to a few..."
"Next time, try putting together some Cyberwomen - maybe a feminine touch will do your race the power of good!"