For the next time you need to watch The End of Time.
Clara cracks open a bottle after Splink's death.

Oh, demon alcohol
Sad memories I can't recall
Who thought I would fall
A slave to demon alcohol?

Alcohol, also known as Booze, is a liquid solvent commonly used to rinse out the insides of British actors. It also serves as a propellant mixture, capable of keeping television shows on the air for up to seven years at a time. Its third and most important function is as a disinfectant, for the purposes of killing off any pests or bugs that might cause trouble with the body.

See also: Drinking Games.

Pies and booze, together at last